Yaaaaay for you if you have a valentines day jk fuck you. Double jk, good for you. I hope you spend it with someone truly special to your heart and vice versa.  Shhocolates, flowers and perhaps some wine are the standard. Why dont more people do interesting stuff like celebrate the St Valentines day massacre by having bloody period sex? Something to think about. Personally Im equally satisfied with something as simple as hanging at the beach all afternoon and watching the sunset with a special someone.

Clearly I dont have a Balentimes day. It could be because I make cards like this one:

I made this lovely card last Valentines Day as it was inspired by Cappadonna’s verse on “Ice Cream”.  I still think its one of the best cards to hit the streets. Girls love honesty so I suggest you be honest if you want to keep your lady. And they love cards too! Especially if you hand make them. The more thought you put into a gift the more they shall appreciate.
* I should have a job writing shit at fukkin Hallmark. Word up.

 

 

 

For rilla though cherish whoever it is you’re with. Bow to your queen and worship the ground she walks on.

To further show that I have multifaceted romance in my arsenal, I leave you with a tune from Danny Brown…