First of all, I dont watch TV or have cable to enjoy “Shark Week” as god intended.  But sharks are still kinda fuckin cool.  They more than likely arent gonna put up with your bullshit or ass-grabbery though.  Since I might not be able to watch any sharky shows  (unless you want to invite me and we can hang and watch sharks fuckshitup),  I’ll share other things relating to this weeks celebration.

Sea Bear and Grizzly Shark

The dread Sharktopus:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK2bBfuepKk

And the most important shark related song, “El Tiburon” by Proyecto Uno.
CLASSIC !

Its basically about the cockblocking dude that just comes out of nowhere, and creeps the broad you’ve been spitting game to all night.  Just like that, “BAMMM!”, she’s gone fo’ eva.
Btw, Dominicans do have sharks,  just dont be confused because they all call eachother “Tigre” (tiger).